May 24, 2011
Zombie Back Pain
Zombie back pain and you.
In these troubling times and with the Government setting out techniques to deal with a possible Zombie apocalypse, you can well imagine the number of patients asking me how to deal with back pain that is caused by Zombies. Zombie back pain can be similar to any back pain. Let’s say you’ve had a Zombie attack and in your effort to escape you lifted pushed the Zombie off yourself or your friend. Its important ice this initial injury for ten to fifteen minutes every two to four hours. If you are suffering pain down your legs or arms you may have Zombie induced pinched nerve. Chiropractors are well trained to treat this type of injury and you should make an appointment as soon as possible.
Remember when lifting a Zombie off you or a friend it is important to lift with your legs and try not to twist. It is advised to get away from the Zombie if possible. Being under Zombie bombardment can be stressful and cause headaches as well. Once again chiropractic care for Zombie induced headaches can be very effective. We utilize a gentle technique to restore the normal curve of the cervical spine that may be damaged during a Zombie attack.
If you have back pain Zombie induced or not, call us today.
364-8086
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Dr. David J. Moreland
Dr. David J. Moreland, DC, CCSP, has provided chiropractic care to patients in Rolla and the surrounding communities for more than 30 years. He is Board Certified by the American Chiropractic Board of Sports Physicians (ACBSP) and has advanced training in the evaluation and conservative treatment of sports injuries and musculoskeletal conditions. Dr. Moreland provides individualized chiropractic care using a variety of techniques, including hands-on chiropractic adjusting, Activator methods, and Cox Flexion-Distraction for appropriate patients with lower back pain, disc-related conditions, and sciatica. A Rolla native, Dr. Moreland believes treatment should be based on each patient's history, examination findings, condition, age, activity level, and individual preferences. His goal is to provide appropriate conservative care while recognizing when additional medical evaluation or referral may be necessary.